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May 05, 2005

How Republican Are you?

By Byron LaMasters

Since I have nothing better to post this morning, I'm stealing this quiz from Pink Dome.

Take it, here.

My results?

I am:
20%
Republican.
"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

Well, I am not 20% Republican. I've never voted for one in my life, but yes, I agree with the above statement.


Posted by Byron LaMasters at May 5, 2005 10:49 AM | TrackBack

Comments

"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

As a 100% Republican, I believe that perjuring yourself in a court of law is an impeachable offense. As was proven during the Bill Clinton Pajama Party...er, administration.

Posted by: 100% Republican at May 5, 2005 10:56 AM

It says I'm a "tax-and-spend liberal democrat"! Wohoo! Only 13% Republican.

Posted by: Craig at May 5, 2005 11:38 AM

"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

woohoo

Posted by: 3% at May 5, 2005 12:10 PM

I still consider myself more libertarian, but the survey says that I am 67% Republican.

Posted by: Allan Bartlett at May 5, 2005 12:38 PM

-12%.

Thank dog.

Posted by: PDiddie at May 5, 2005 12:41 PM

You are:
2%
Republican. You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)

Hope for the world remains.

Posted by: Bill at May 5, 2005 12:58 PM

28% here.

Posted by: Greg Wythe at May 5, 2005 06:10 PM

Holy crap. When you're more Republican than Greg Wythe... I'm 36%. That, and I've helped elect nine new Democratic members of Congress and re-elect more than a dozen others, not to mention turned the keys to two Red State Governor's Mansions over to the good guys. That ought to count for something.

Posted by: Jason Stanford at May 5, 2005 10:18 PM

"As a 100% Republican, I believe that perjuring yourself in a court of law is an impeachable offense. As was proven during the Bill Clinton Pajama Party...er, administration."

Hey, 100% Republican--Clinton did NOT perjur himself. He did lie under oath, which is certainly skating on thin ethical ice, but he did not commit perjury. No, perjury is not merely lying under oath--it is different. Clinton, a brilliant lawyer, knows this. So, um, I guess there was no impeachable offense, eh?

Posted by: Andrea Meyer at May 6, 2005 12:27 AM

I'm -1% republican

"You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?"

Posted by: David Wilkins at May 6, 2005 12:40 AM

100%Republican
What about killing hundreds of thousands of people (some of them Americans) based on a lie? Impeachable offence? Or should we let this one slide?

Posted by: David Wilkins at May 6, 2005 12:44 AM

Holy crap!! It says I am a 46% Republican and a "swing voter"! Must be this terrible right-wing town I live in. Must remember to bathe more often..

Posted by: gayinmidland at May 6, 2005 06:50 AM

What a moronic quiz.

4) Hitler.
Typical of the Patriarchy.
The ultimate Republican.
A brilliant but sadly deranged leader.
He had the right idea.

Say the fuck what.....?!? Not one of these choices climbs out of the moonbat fever swamps, and this question isn't atypical that way.

If this is anything even remotely resembling the Democrats' current mindset, I hope we invent cryogenic freezing - because otherwise, you can't live long enough to see their next big win.

Posted by: Joe Katzman at May 6, 2005 12:52 PM
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