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October 11, 2004A Modest ProposalBy Andrew DobbsWhereas Texas' defeat this Saturday was largely the product of Texas native Adrien Peterson's ungodly performance, I have a modest proposal to prevent future acts of treason and betrayal such as the execreble Mr. Peterson's. 1. If you are a high school athlete in Texas and decide to go to any school in Oklahoma, Nebraska, Arkansas or Louisiana, your family will be imprisoned for 25 years without parole, their assets will be liquidated and the money will be used for scholarships for athletes at the University of Texas. 2. If you ever return to Texas, you will be sent to prison for life without possibility of parole. I decided against punishing those who go to Texas A&M in order to get bipartisan support in the legislature. Any takers? Posted by Andrew Dobbs at October 11, 2004 03:04 PM | TrackBack
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*chuckle* Except for the fact that your proposal violates the Constitution, it might work. Of course, if these are black kids from Texas, there's about a one in two chance that you've already locked up 2 in five men their family already . . . Posted by: Huey P. at October 11, 2004 03:18 PMHere's a better idea... Replace Mack Brown with Cal coach Jeff Tedford. Posted by: BoiFromTroy at October 11, 2004 03:22 PMYeah, or really anyone with a pulse. And for chrissakes- how many times do we have to be embarrassed before we can finally get rid of Greg Davis? He's fucking awful. Posted by: Andrew D at October 11, 2004 05:04 PMOne presumes the two misspellings in this post are also part of the Oklahoma parody? :) Davis will surely be forced out at the end of the season. Unfortunately (for ya'll), I don't think Mack is pushed out unless he stumbles against Okie State and Texas Tech, which I wouldn't expect.... Posted by: Boomer Sooner at October 11, 2004 07:02 PMIsn't living in Oklahoma punishment enough? How about we just deport the families to the above mentioned states and let them suffer slowly. Posted by: ttam117 at October 12, 2004 03:03 PM
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