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March 24, 2004Funny WednesdaysBy Karl-Thomas MusselmanOk, I havn't hada chance to post anything funny for the past two Mondays. Spring Break is my excuse for one, temporary insanity is my excuse for the other. So to make up for it I share this wonderful little bit of color that is slightly humorous to make up for it. Then you can go back to reading serious political discourse. ... I got out early for Anthropology today, so it was interesting to walk around in the middle of the day with no one else seeming to be around on campus. Of course this is intereting to me simply because at UT around noon in the middle of the week, one could not possibly ask for more people moving from class to class. But that aside, something caught my eye in Waggener Hall, room 109. On the door there are a lot of cartoons and such, but it was a little pie chart for a poll that interested me. It said... Gen Xers were asked if they were alone on a desert island what one thing would they like to have with them. (or something very close to this) And the number one answer with 29% was... Parents. Um, does't that kind of defeat the entire point of being alone on a desert island? Posted by Karl-Thomas Musselman at March 24, 2004 12:05 PM | TrackBack
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Well, someone will have to pay their rent and buy their groceries, right? So it makes sense. :-) Posted by: Charles Kuffner at March 24, 2004 12:47 PMParent Joke: Mom bangs on her son's bedroom door on Sunday morning and shouts at him to "Get up, it's almost time to go to church." Son responds, "But I don't want to go to church this morning!" Mom: "Stop whining and get up and get dressed." Son: "Mom, I don't want to go to church this morning!" Mom: "I don't care. Now get up and get dressed!" Son: "Mom, those people at church don't like me, they don't listen to what I say; some of them even sleep in church! Give me one -- give me two good reasons why I should go to church this morning!" "Well," says Mom, "In the first place because you are 42 years old, and in the second place because you are the preacher. Now get up and get dressed!!" Posted by: george at March 24, 2004 04:27 PM
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