HERE COMES THE JUDGE!!!!
Posted by WhoMe? at August 20, 2004 08:19 PMALL RISE FOR THE JUDGE!!!
Posted by WhoMe? at August 20, 2004 08:19 PMI actually heard about this several weeks ago when it made the rounds through the legal community. Truth is stanger than fiction.
The Judge has tried to blame it on a disgrunteled court reporter, but several jurors reported hearing the "wooshing" sounds from behind the bench. (The sounds were presumably from a penis pump - I would not know what one sounds like first hand; I have no need for such enlargement devices.)
"I have greatly enjoyed my public service", says the judge. Hel, yes, he did - and now we know why.
Posted by Dennis at August 22, 2004 10:03 PM