Comments: Things you have to Believe to be a Republican Today

You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.

Posted by RED MEAT DEMOCRAT at February 16, 2004 09:48 PM

Abortion is the horribly immoral taking of a human life, but the death penalty is a great idea.

Posted by JC at February 17, 2004 10:22 AM

We must reduce the size of goverment by doubling the military budget, incarcerating non-republican drug adicts, giving broad new powers to the justice department, and criminalizing consensual sex in the bedroom.

Posted by Mix at February 18, 2004 04:13 PM

Gay marriages will lead to the destruction of the family; however, the sanctity of the marital institution is not diminished by divorce, which is every americans right.

Posted by johnny dee at February 18, 2004 05:13 PM

It is of vital national importance that we punish Martha Stewart to the fullest extent of the law for selling some stock, but when Halliburton knowingly overcharges the government by millions of dollars, we just ask them to pay it back and it's all OK.

Posted by davie at February 19, 2004 02:04 AM
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