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October 11, 2004Mocking OklahomaBy Byron LaMastersI'm a good sport about having BOR in Crimson and Cream this week. I'm not going to complain. We'll be back in burnt orange on Wednesday night, but I do think that it's only fair to spend each of these three days with at least one post a day mocking Oklahomans. Today's victim? It should come as no surprise... Tom Coburn (heck, he just might be tomorrow and Wednesday's victim, too!). The man is obsessed with lesbianism. Atrios has the latest of Coburn on the issue:
Only in Oklahoma... Update: The Carson campaign had this to say about Coburn's statement:
Posted by Byron LaMasters at October 11, 2004 02:22 PM | TrackBack
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Must be the water... Posted by: oyster at October 11, 2004 02:30 PMThere is an unusual degree of concern about same-sex anything up this way . . . and we have a state questionn regarding gay marriage . . . and there is a whispering campaign against Brad Carson about sexual prefs . . . yep, it is like that line of Lou Gossett's from AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN: "Ain't but two things from Oklahoma, boy, and that's steers and . . . " No that you guys do much better down there in Bushland. Posted by: Keith G at October 11, 2004 02:37 PMI'd really like to see some evidence to back this up. Wrap your mind around this- these young girls are so enthralled with "lesbianism" (an ideology I can embrace) that they are sneaking into public school bathrooms to have sex with one another. I call bullshit on this one. Then again, this explains Oklhoma boys' infatuation with farm animals. In other words- Oklahoma Sucks. Posted by: Andrew D at October 11, 2004 02:38 PMAre you calling bullshit on the quote, or on Coburn's facts to support the quote? I've heard the tape. That's him, no doubt. As to the facts, I'm waiting to see if "Girls Gone Wild" has a Poteau/Idabel/McAlestar edition . . . Posted by: Keith G at October 11, 2004 03:22 PMOh, I'd believe that Coburn will say anything. I'm calling bullshit on schools having to take extreme counter-sapphic policies. Posted by: Andrew D at October 11, 2004 05:07 PMNice to see those Sooner colors. BTW, hasn't Coburn moved back into the lead in Oklahoma in some polls? Surely the Carson people can drag up at least one more patient to claim malpractice before election day. I mean, the man's practiced a LONG time. :) Posted by: Boomer Sooner at October 11, 2004 06:59 PMHey! I'm from Texas! Posted by: George Bush at October 11, 2004 10:05 PMi thought it was aggy that had the infatuation with farm animals. Posted by: Sal D at October 15, 2004 07:44 PM
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