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June 05, 2004

Cabinet Spice Rack

By Karl-Thomas Musselman

Over the past months, there has been chatter about whether or not Kerry should pick a "shadow cabinet" of sorts. While it certainly would be interesting and an out of the box idea (meaning Kerry probably wouldn't do it) I really doubt it would happen (kinda like McCain being the VP).

But that hasn't stopped people from having fun seeing who they would like where. (Howard Dean for Sec. of Health and Human Services anyone?)

The following article from boston.com has a great blend of serious and fun. Make your own choices in the comments...

For Defense, usual suspects are Wesley Clark and John McCain; but I like Romeo Crennel, Patriots' Super Bowl-winning defensive coordinator. At State, safe pick is ex-UN ambassador and know-it-all Richard Holbrooke, who helped end war in Bosnia. National security adviser would fit Gary Hart, expert on all things military, but Richard Clarke would be sweet justice.

FBI goes to America's most famous cop, Bill Bratton, formerly of Boston and New York, now LAPD chief. Lieutenant General Claudia Kennedy (ret.) gets Homeland Security; Army's only female three-star general was deputy chief of staff for intelligence. As attorney general, John Edwards would fight for little guy; solicitor general is natural for Dennis Archer, ex-Detroit Mayor and first African-American head of American Bar Association. CIA chief would come from Yale's secret Skull and Bones society, so director's name could not be spoken.

College president Bob Kerrey would turn Education job into bullhorn for reform. For Agriculture, I'd skip bland South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle in favor of Jim Hightower, colorful Bush-whacker who went from Texas farming commissioner to national liberal wit overnight. Example: "The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere."

Give Health and Human Services to Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack, left on steps of orphanage as baby and adopted by an alcoholic, abusive mother (true). Howard Dean would whip us into shape as surgeon general. Housing should have US Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. in the house.

Environmental Protection for Bill Weld, if he promises not to jump into Potomac. At Interior, Fab Five from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" could do wonders with whole country. (ed. note: Ok, really bad pun.)

Max Cleland for Veterans Affairs; he lost three limbs in Vietnam, then lost his US Senate seat when Republicans attacked his patriotism. (Don't know which is worse, that GOP did it, or that it worked.)

For Energy, smart pick is Daniel Yergin, authority on global energy and economics. Transportation goes to Fred Salvucci, who conceived and won approvals for biggest construction project in US history, Boston's Big Dig. Labor is Richard Gephardt, who seems to have been in Congress since 1894 -- even back then had 100 percent AFL rating. Commerce goes to Donald Trump; at Cabinet meetings he'd make everyone feel better about his hair. Treasurer is Madame Heinz, who'd be comfortable around amounts smaller than her bank account.

Securities and Exchange is Eliot Spitzer, New York's crusading attorney general who'd bring extra muscle against CEO abuses. For UN ambassador, Georgia congressman and civil rights warrior John Lewis would project new US image to world. Who better to unlock huge China market as US Trade Representative than Gary Locke, third-generation Chinese-American and governor of Washington?

To chair Council of Economic Advisers, I'd tap economist and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman. Head of space program is no-brainer: William Shatner, Star Trek captain, would boldly go where no man has gone before; with Priceline, he'd save billions on travel. And who in White House press corps would tangle with American Idol's acerbic Simon Crowell as press secretary?

Posted by Karl-Thomas Musselman at June 5, 2004 12:49 PM | TrackBack


Comments

I think picking the cabinet in advance is a lousy idea -- other politician's have less incentive to help you if they know they won't be picked or if you pick their enemies, plus inevitably you'll be stuck defending a few on the baggage they bring. It might make sense to name a couple of key jobs people care about in advance, but most of it shouldn't be announced until after the election (though yeah, it would be best if they were picked before the election given how long the confirmation process takes).

Plus these lists suffer from a problem in that they are typically based on name ID. There are plenty of great people out there that most people have never heard of, both in politics (Rush Holt anyone?) and outside of politics.

Also, I don't think Dean should be in the cabinet. He can do more for the political process outside it.

Still, a few names on this list aren't bad choices at all -- Edwards or Archer could make fine AGs. As far as missing names, I think Bob Graham (presuming he's not Veep) might be a valuable addition (be it at Defense, Homeland Security, Energy ... he could do a number of things).

Posted by: ScottC at June 6, 2004 10:58 AM

I know it's not YOUR list but there are a few errors. First, Wesley Clark is not eligible for the position of Sec. of Defense. The National Security Act of 1947 (which formed the modern Dept. of Defense out of the War Department and Navy) contains a clause that prohibits anyone from the uniformed military from serving as Sec. of Defense within 10 years of their retirment. The only time an exception has ever been made was when Truman nominated former General George Marshall as Sec. of Defense in 1947 and that took a special act of Congress to override the law. As the architect of the Allied victory in WWII and the subsequent rebuilding of Europe under the Marshall Plan, he had rather more stature than Clark ever will. And even then there were questions raised in Congress about the need to maintain civilian control over the Dept. of Defense. Perhaps McCain or even Cleland would be good. Ex-senators make good Defense Secretaries because so much of the job is dealing with the hill.

Another potential correction. Max Cleland already served as head of Veterans Affairs under Carter. Rather than give him a repeat go-around, as Kerry's right-hand man, he may be in line for someting more substantial.

Posted by: Kent at June 6, 2004 01:55 PM

Yeah, I think that a "shadow cabinet" is a bad idea too but I still like to fantasize about what it will be like when Bush is gone. I like Vilsack for VP so strike him and Spitzer is going to run for gov of NY in 2006 so I don't see him taking on a job that gives him a lot less time to work on that. Most cabinet positions are anonymous crap jobs- quick, who is the current secretary of veterans affairs? I don't know (I know he has some kind of like Italian name I think) and I care about this stuff a lot more than most people. Outside of State, Defense, Homeland Sec, AG and maybe Treasury or Commerce most people could give a shit.

I like Cleland for SecDef, Edwards for AG, Fareed Zakaria for State (first Muslim Secretary of State!), Jim Johnson (Kerry's VP search director and DC bigwig) for Treasury, Hart for Homeland Sec, Hightower would be a very interesting choice for Sec of Ag but I don't see that happening... on and on.

Posted by: Andrew D at June 6, 2004 06:11 PM

Oh sure, it can be a fun game. And one does hope that the Kerry team will put some serious thought into it this summer so he can have a team that can hit the ground running. The length of the confirmation process is one of my pet peeves.
I like your idea about Zakaria, and I'd like to see Hart play some role. I think Kerry should consider finding a Republican or someone apolitical (Gen. Zinni?) to serve as Ambassador to Iraq since I think we'd be well served by making politics on that issue more bipartisan (and I'm not a huge fan of bipartisan cabinets). That hasn't always worked out terribly well (Lodge in Vietnam), but it's worth considering in this instance.

Another interesting thing to consider would be who will be on Kerry's short list for the Supreme Court (since one or more openings on that seem very likely).

Posted by: ScottC at June 6, 2004 09:43 PM
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